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August 25th, 2005 Leave a comment Go to comments


Individual Generated for Gratification, Dangerous Assassination and Worldwide Gunfighting

I AM A SEX AND/OR KILLING MACHINE. REGARD MY MULTITASKING CAPABILITIES.

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  1. sweetkisses0530
    August 25th, 2005 at 12:03 | #1
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    hmmm where does the sex machine part come in?

    • admin
      August 25th, 2005 at 12:25 | #2
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      That would be the “gratification” part

      • sweetkisses0530
        August 25th, 2005 at 12:30 | #3
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        hmmmm i c…interesting and where could i purchase this said “machine”?

        • admin
          August 25th, 2005 at 12:59 | #4
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          I’m afraid I come in limited supply. They stopped selling me in 6-packs a while ago. You’ll have to checkwith your local dealer.

  2. mathaeis
    August 25th, 2005 at 14:39 | #5
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  3. uawildcatgrl
    August 25th, 2005 at 15:32 | #6
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    • admin
      August 25th, 2005 at 16:08 | #7
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      Re: Wanna Date???

      Not so much the case anymore, but that’s another story for another day. as for the kicking my ass bit… your lasers are no match for my missiles.

      • uawildcatgrl
        August 25th, 2005 at 16:22 | #8
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        Re: Wanna Date???

        Yes…but I have that Ceaseless Assination Mode plus I’m an Intelligent Lifeform…so that means I’m smarter than you! (and as a nifty side bonus I have Rational Learning..which means I can learn as I go how to defend myself against you!!)

        HA!

        (and if you ever do wanna date…I have that sweet ass Thorough Gratification feature!)

        😛

      • lordbrand
        August 25th, 2005 at 17:19 | #9
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        Re: Wanna Date???

        speaking of another day, how about we rendezvous soonish?

        • admin
          August 25th, 2005 at 17:22 | #10
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          Re: Wanna Date???

          A bold plan! We must undertake this endeavor with caution… great things are afoot.

          or some shit….

          (when you free homie)

      • annabellissima
        August 26th, 2005 at 00:42 | #12
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        Please tell me I’m reacting over a misunderstanding?

        Not so much the case anymore, but that’s another story for another day.

        Wait wait WAIT! HOLD UP. Are you saying what I think you’re saying?

        AND YOU DIDN’T MENTION THIS TO ME BECAUSE?!?!?!?!?!?!

        • annabellissima
          August 26th, 2005 at 00:44 | #13
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          Re: Please tell me I’m reacting over a misunderstanding?

          *said in love* :p Pardon the all-caps. Just incredulous. I’m kinda amazed that you didn’t say anything last night.

          • admin
            August 26th, 2005 at 01:00 | #14
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            Re: Please tell me I’m reacting over a misunderstanding?

            This all happened less than a week ago. We’ve barely had a chance to chat =/. We only talked for a couple minutes last night and got dragged off to do some “actual” work. when I came back you were away.

          • annabellissima
            August 26th, 2005 at 02:13 | #15
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            Re: Please tell me I’m reacting over a misunderstanding?

            GRR! I’m so mad at myself for not being there for you!

            Let’s talk tonight, k? I’ll leave my Yahoo on for you.

  4. lordbrand
    August 25th, 2005 at 17:20 | #16
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  5. spyderboo
    August 26th, 2005 at 02:15 | #17
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    🙂

    Awesome.

  6. dr_death35
    August 26th, 2005 at 20:28 | #18
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  7. sweetkisses0530
    August 26th, 2005 at 21:07 | #19
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