The Iggblog

This morning at the caf instead of just regular eggs or scrambled eggs, they put diced onions and peppers on it. For Cinco de Mayo. Because, like, the onions and peppers make it all fiesta-like. Because that’s what “they” do. They put onions and peppers on shit. That’s how you know it’s authentic fiesta style. You’re not having a fiesta until you’re fucking covered in onions and peppers. Seriously though, it’s not about the ingredients, it’s about the love. It’s the most genuine love you can buy for $2.73, dump in a styrofoam box, and take back to your desk.