Thank god for innovation
Simply Orange: Because orange juice has become so goddamn complicated. I find that when I wake up in the morning I almost want to skip breakfast entirely because of “the juice issue”. Things used to be so easy… cereal, coffee, orange juice, perhaps some toast if I’m feeling naughty. But then orange juice got ugly. It started making things way more of a chore than they had to be. And so confusing too… I mean, who could even figure that crazy stuff out? I never thought something as straight forward as orange juice would turn into such a shitstorm of micromanagement.
Then BAM, out of fucking nowhere comes Simply Orange. All the sudden breakfast is easy again. No more of those orange juice related morning issues that we blindly started accepting as a part of life. I’m ready to start living again.
Originally published at The IggBlog. You can comment here or there.
Disregard that, I suck cocks.
I’m labeling this post: simply good.
I like Trop50. Somehow sweeter than the normal tropicana, but less badz.
Simply Orange has several different versions, though. Like Iggy, I like it simple. You can imagine my surprise when I opened the fridge, fresh from staggering down the stairs and feeding the cat, to find 2 bottles of Simply Orange… WTF? Turns out, the wife loves the pineapple orange version. Not so simple anymore. 🙁